Another trip around the sun

May I continue to grow old and irrelevant

Birthdays used to be so exciting when I was a kid, mostly because I used to go to Disneyland every year. (Ah, the perks of growing up in Los Angeles.) Nowadays there isn’t much of a fuss to be made about growing old in this declining American empire, but this year I’ve decided to make the most of it by offering a discount on a yearly subscription to this newsletter. Why not? It’s the only time of year I get to celebrate me.

🚨 From now until AUGUST 1, 2022, you can get a 20% discount on a subscription to my newsletter by using the link below 🚨